This Rick & Morty t-shirt is awesome, Morty! Open your eyes and and look at it. It’s got a- *burp* a- a- all the stuff you would want in a shirt, Morty. The threads and colors. And, gotta be honest, Morty, a uh pretty cool graphic, too. Just check it out, you don’t find a lot of shirts like this, Morty. Morty! It’s really a one of a kind, Morty! Fortunately, we won’t ask you to smuggle that *burp* up inside your butthole, Morty, you can just wear it.