Borrow My Pen – 8-Pack Funny Novelty Pens with Hilarious Fake Business Names

Need a pen? Just be careful who you borrow from! The Borrow My Pen – 8-Pack Novelty Pens from Fred & Friends turns everyday office supplies into laugh-out-loud gag gifts. Each pen features a fake business name and tagline so ridiculous, you’ll have to double-take before signing anything. From "Desperate Hearts Dating Service" to "Stuffed With Love Taxidermy," every pen guarantees a giggle.

Key Features

• Set of 8 funny pens: Each one features a different fake company name and slogan.
• Great conversation starter: Perfect for offices, classrooms, or anywhere pens mysteriously disappear.
• Gift-ready packaging: Comes in a peggable blister pack for easy display or gift wrapping.
• Perfect for all occasions: Great for coworkers, stocking stuffers, and White Elephant exchanges.
• Quality ink pens: Smooth black ink with reliable click-top mechanism.

Make writing fun again — whether you're signing a check or scribbling notes, these novelty pens will make sure your humor leaves a mark. Grab a pack today and share a laugh with everyone who borrows your pen!