Wet 'n' Wild Shark Week

Wet 'n' Wild Shark Week

Dive deep into fantasy. Get wrecked by monsters. Lube up and let go.

Forget the Discovery Channel—this Shark Week is strictly for adults who like their waters wild and their fantasies freaky. We’re talking tentacles, twisted tongues, and ocean-sized pleasure from another dimension. Whether you’re here for sea monsters, slippery lube, or something a little more… unnatural in the best way, this collection is your all-access pass to the wettest, wildest week of the year.

From the legendary Creature Cocks Monstropus—a tentacled terror built for otherworldly adventures—to the seductive swirls of the Hell Kiss or the commanding size of the Lord Kraken, these silicone monster dildos are made to summon your deepest desires. Every curve, every detail, every inch is designed to deliver beast-level bliss for solo play, partnered fantasies, or a full-on eldritch experience.

But it’s not just about the monsters. Every deep-sea dive needs the right supplies. That’s why we’ve stocked this aquatic playground with premium Swiss Navy Water-Based and Warming Lubes, tasty Dickalicious arousal cream, and a trusty Silicone Penis Extension for those who want to channel their own inner sea beast.

Why customers love our Shark Week sale:

  • (:1f991:) Monster dildos for bold fantasy fulfillment
  • (:1f30a:) Water-based lube for clean, body-safe pleasure
  • (:1f525:) Warming lubricants for spicy sensations
  • (:1f34d:) Tropical flavors to tease and please
  • (:1f4cf:) Penis extensions to transform your experience
  • (:1f4b8:) Special Shark Week deals and limited-time offers
  • (:1f4e6:) Discreet shipping from a trusted US-based store

Whether you're swimming with the Kraken or just getting your tentacles wet, Wet 'n' Wild Shark Week is your invitation to break the surface and dive into pleasure that’s as wild as your imagination.

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  • Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo

    Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo

    XR BRANDS

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    MSRP: $92.99
    Let your fantasies run wild with tentacle-sex role-playing! This 8.5" long, tapered Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo has a marble green, yellow and blue color that is unique to each dildo. Enjoy the dual rows of octopus suckers...
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  • Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Tentacled Silicone Dildo Standing Up Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Tentacled Silicone Dildo with Model

    Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Tentacled Silicone Dildo

    XR BRANDS

    Now: $55.99
    MSRP: $69.99
    This Kraken Silicone Dildo is here to add to your deviant, deep-sea fantasy collection! With a deep blue and shimmering gold color, it's automatically an eye-catcher. The wide base doubles as a suction-cup base for hands-free rides. It can also be used...
    91128
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  • Creature Cocks Hell Kiss Twisted Tongues Silicone Dildo Standing Up Creature Cocks Hell Kiss Twisted Tongues Silicone Dildo with Model

    Creature Cocks Hell Kiss Twisted Tongues Silicone Dildo

    XR BRANDS

    Now: $55.99
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    Enhance your fantasy roleplay, kinky cosplay and sensual penetration play with this Twisted Tongues Creature Cocks dildo! From the wide, girthy base two tongues rise up, twisting around each other to form a towering tongue that will soon enter the depths...
    91127
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  • A 4 ounce bottle of Swiss Navy Lubricant next to its packaging.

    Swiss Navy Premium Water Based Lubricant, 2 oz

    Swiss Navy

    Now: $11.99
    MSRP: $14.99
    Stain Free.  Absorbs quickly.  Safe to use with condoms and toys.  Ingestible during oral intimate play.  Made in America.  Also available in 4oz. Let things glide with Swiss Navy Lube, the world's top-selling lube formula that...
    92049
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  • A single bottle of 4oz. Swiss Navy Warming Lubricant.

    Swiss Navy Warming Lubricant, 4 oz

    Swiss Navy

    Now: $15.99
    MSRP: $19.99
    Water based lube. Safe to enjoy with toys and condoms.  Gentle warming sensation.  Made in America.  Also available in 2oz. From the makers of the best water based lubricant, Swiss Navy Warming Lotion is another water based, lovingly...
    92522
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  • Dickalicious Penis Arousal Cream - Pina Colada Dickalicious Penis Arousal Cream - Pina Colada

    Dickalicious Penis Arousal Cream - Pina Colada

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    Now: $8.79
    MSRP: $10.99
    Excite your lover with a taste of Dickalicious Penis Arousal Cream. Apply to your member for a tingling and sweet sensation guaranteed to excite! Then watch your lover lick it all off while you experience pure ecstasy. Features Water Soluble...
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  • Angled view of Chameleon Glass Conch Shell Pipe with deep bowl and smooth finish Chameleon Glass Conch Shell Pipe in hand for scale and portability

    Chameleon Glass Conch Shell Pipe – Hand-Blown Glass Seashell Hand Pipe

    Chameleon Glass

    Now: $59.99
    MSRP: $74.99
    Bring a splash of the ocean to your collection with the Chameleon Glass Conch Shell Pipe. Hand-blown by skilled artisans, this borosilicate glass pipe captures the beauty of a natural conch shell while delivering smooth, flavorful sessions. Key...
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  • Silicone Penis Extension

    Silicone Penis Extension

    Pipedream

    Now: $10.39
    MSRP: $12.99
    Silicone Penis Extension Soft, yet arousing and life-like. Feel the extra pleasure this ribbed penis extension offers. Made with thrilling nodules that provide erotic stimulation as well as adding length and width. What more could a partner as for? Enjoy...
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    A 4 ounce bottle of Swiss Navy Lubricant next to its packaging.

    Swiss Navy Premium Water Based Lubricant, 4 oz

    Swiss Navy

    Now: $17.59
    MSRP: $21.99
    Stain Free.  Absorbs quickly.  Safe to use with condoms and toys.  Ingestible during oral intimate play.  Made in America.  Also available in 2oz. When you're ready for a good time, and for a long time, grab this 4 ounce bottle...
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    Side view of a single bottle of 2oz. Swiss Navy Warming Lubricant.

    Swiss Navy Warming Lubricant, 2 oz

    Swiss Navy

    Now: $12.79
    MSRP: $15.99
    Swiss Navy Warming Lubricant, 2 oz Water based lube. Safe to enjoy with toys and condoms.  Gentle warming sensation.  Made in America.  Also available in 4oz. From the makers of the best water based lubricant, Swiss Navy Warming Lotion...
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