Borrow My Pen – 8-Pack Funny Novelty Pens with Hilarious Fake Business Names

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  • Borrow My Pen 8-Pack Funny Novelty Pens with fake business names and taglines
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Need a pen? Just be careful who you borrow from! The Borrow My Pen – 8-Pack Novelty Pens from Fred & Friends turns everyday office supplies into laugh-out-loud gag gifts. Each pen features a fake business name and tagline so ridiculous, you’ll have to double-take before signing anything. From "Desperate Hearts Dating Service" to "Stuffed With Love Taxidermy," every pen guarantees a giggle.

Key Features

  • Set of 8 funny pens: Each one features a different fake company name and slogan.
  • Great conversation starter: Perfect for offices, classrooms, or anywhere pens mysteriously disappear.
  • Gift-ready packaging: Comes in a peggable blister pack for easy display or gift wrapping.
  • Perfect for all occasions: Great for coworkers, stocking stuffers, and White Elephant exchanges.
  • Quality ink pens: Smooth black ink with reliable click-top mechanism.

Make writing fun again — whether you're signing a check or scribbling notes, these novelty pens will make sure your humor leaves a mark. Grab a pack today and share a laugh with everyone who borrows your pen!

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