Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy

By: Little Genie

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  • 3 oz. bag of 100+ dick-shaped canides. 
  • Perfect Bachelorette party treat, or gag gift to send to friends (and enemies)! 
  • Suck a bag of dicks!

Nothing beats a dick in the mouth! These bright and tasty penis candies are available in a convenient format for pinatas and other bachelorette party games.

This bag says Suck a Bag of Dicks! on it in big bold letters, and contains 100+ individual penis with random colors of candies.

Want the girls at your bachelorette party to be prepared for the lame come-ons and douchey guy advances you’re undoubtedly going to get when you all go out to the bar or club? Then you’ll want to make sure every bridesmaid comes equipped with this fearsome weapon. As soon as a guy starts trying to lay down his pathetic excuse for “game,” just whip out a pack of these and shove those big bold letters in his face: Suck a Bag of Dicks!

Also makes a great gag gift to send to friends and enemies alike. Ship one their way and imagine the look on their face when they open up a package to find a bag that reads, in big bold letters: Suck a Bag of Dicks!

This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life. A great gift for a cheating partner, self absorbed friend or coworker that just can't take a hint.

Little Genie